POETRY STILL ALIVE AFTER NATIONAL POETRY MONTH



Well, we survived another national poetry month. A month that, from what I can see, left no mark whatsoever on our land. Sure, there were poetry readings here and there; Edgar, Emily and Walt were eulogized again and Maya revered, but on the whole nothing changed. People still read Grisham on lawyers rather than Milton on angels. Now, some folks are very upset about that, but not me. Some pessimists think poetry is dead, but I know better. I see the muse everywhere, she's all over us. But we've forgotten what she looks like.

Wow, you'll think, I never knew that --. It's true though. We just don't recognize real poetry when we see it. We've been brainwashed by modern poets telling us that their minimalist, desiccated, hiccuping lines are the real thing. That line breaks are more important than soul. What nonsense! Obviously, real poetry is not where poets live anymore. These days it appears in our ad-sheets and flyers and brochures, for everyone to see. It is written by market analysts, realtors, travel agents and fund raisers. They are the true poets of the 21st century.

Let me give you an example. The university recently sent out a tasteful brochure inviting alumni to join them on an African safari. It starts out like this: THE BRILLIANT ORANGE SUN CREEPS ABOVE THE HORIZON. AWAKEN TO THE AROMA OF FRESHLY BREWED COFFEE ... What lines! Notice how easily they could have been ruined by, for instance, making the sun run instead of creep, or leaving out the coffee. I tell you, when I read those lines, I'm ready to join. But the next line, exquisite though it is, gives me pause. It reads: THE DEW IS FAST DISAPPEARING AND THE PREDATORS ARE ON THE PROWL. I love the awesome alliteration, but prowling predators make me a nervous nelly. So no, I won't go.

Mind you, that isn't an easy decision, because the brochure promises superlative safari activities. Like A LEISURELY STROLL AMID THE IMMACULATELY LANDSCAPED ENVIRONS. Now, if there's one thing I can't resist it's immaculately landscaped environs. Environs have always been my weakness, even as a child. And these are not ordinary environs. Not at dusk, not WHEN THE SUN IS COMPLETING ITS SOJOURN ACROSS THE SKY, PRODUCING EERIE, YET INTRIGUING SHADOWS. So I'm really tempted. Only the idea that one of the shadows might be prowling holds me back. I don't want to end up AS A DINNER OF DELICIOUS CONTINENTAL AND LOCAL CUISINE. Not even if my hosts later on will GATHER AROUND THE FIREPLACE TO TRADE TALES.

I could go on, but you'll get the point. Poetry is alive and well. Just read the university's travel brochures.

At Random - Adrian Korpel