1998 Columns

	December 19, 1998	All These Animals at the Manger but Where is the Dog?
	November 21, 1998	How Evolution Taught Us To Leave The Right Tip
	October 17, 1998	How I Neutralized the Malevolent Maves Number
	September 19, 1998	Oh, To Be So Virtuous About Virtue
	August 15, 1998	How Do You Deal With The Hamsters of Hubris?
	July 18, 1998	With Downsizing All You Need Is One Book
	June 20, 1998	Heard the One About the Tortoise and the Hare?
	May 16, 1998	Poetry Still Alive After National Poetry Month
	April 18, 1998	Pondering Rustlers And Wranglers In A Tornado
	March 21, 1998	Friendly Aliens About To Land Amid The Saguaros
	Feburary 21, 1998	An Open Letter From St. Valentine to my Readers
	January 17, 1998	Only Tabloids Tell The Full Horror Of Human Cloning