1997 Columns

	January 18, 1997	It's too bad universe is so disappointing
	Feburary 15, 1997	The diet of my dreams
	March 15, 1997	My Skirmishes With The Law
	April 19, 1997	My Week of Wicca, Wu and Wyrd
	May 17, 1997	Why Aren't We Zombies?
	June 21, 1997	How Many Grandchildren Are Enough?
	July 19, 1997	Reach Out And Touch Someone
	August 18, 1997	My Affairs of the Heart
	September 20, 1997	Nothing Like Surgery For Hallucinations
	October 18, 1997	What Happened, Once Upon a Midnight Dreary
	Novemeber 15, 1997	Running For My Life At The Dow-Jones Rate.
	December 20, 1997	Santa Claus Is Okay But St. Nick Is The Real Thing